Water All Around

"Water all around...never learn how to swim now." This site is devoted to great alternative music. Like "Swingin' Party" by the Replacements from which the aforementioned lyrics hail. These posts are intended to introduce visitors to bands that I believe deserve greater attention. If you wish to have an MP3 removed, email me at zotzedwriter@yahoo.com.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Stupid Songs

This is a post I’ve been wanting to do for a while. A few months back as I was listening to “Beer for Breakfast” by the Replacements, I realized that there are a lot of wonderfully stupid songs out there – songs whose subject matter is so crass, juvenile, and/or moronic that they induce guffaws and/or grins.

Below are some that I found. If any one of you can think of others, let me know and I’ll try to post ‘em.

Note that most stupid songs run less three minutes. Apparently, stupidity can only go so far – with the government and the movie industry being the two obvious exceptions.

[MP3] Replacements – “Beer for Breakfast” EXPIRED
[MP3] Camper Van Beethoven – “Take the Skinheads Bowling” EXPIRED
[MP3] Cramps – “Goo Goo Muck” EXPIRED
[MP3] Dead Milkmen – “Punk Rock Girl” EXPIRED
[MP3] Jilted John – “I Was a Pre-Pubescent” EXPIRED
[MP3] Old 97s – “Coahuia” EXPIRED
[MP3] Peter and the Test Tube Babies – “Elvis Is Dead” EXPIRED
[MP3] Ramones – “Pinhead” EXPIRED
[MP3] Tommy Womack – “I’m Selling Mom’s Urine on eBay” EXPIRED
[MP3] Wreckless Eric – “Personal Hygiene” EXPIRED
[MP3] Young Fresh Fellows – “Sittin’ on a Pitchfork” EXPIRED


At 10:03 AM, Anonymous mandorf said...

Thank you, this is my first visit to your site, but I get to start off my day with something really stupid and that makes me smile a big stupid stupid grin.

At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Louden Wainwright III: "Dead Skunk"

At 12:59 PM, Anonymous Thugolina said...

Cramps, Dead Milkmen, Camper VB; Thanks for the memory-bangers!

Don't forget:
Happy Boy
Beat Farmers

At 3:11 PM, Blogger Kent said...

I've always heard good things about Wainwright but haven't listened to him. I'll see if eMusic has "Dead Skunk."


At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all over now - Jilted John is on mp3

At 5:57 PM, Anonymous kenny said...

Almost anything by half man half biscuit,great post by the way.

At 8:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good stuff. I'd also have to throw in Fish Heads by Barnes & Barnes, Stuart by the Dead Milkmen, I Saw Your Mommy by Suicidal Tendencies, Rock & Roll Gas Station by Adrenalin OD and anyhting by S.O.D or the Meatmen.

At 6:28 AM, Blogger Kent said...

Thanks to all for the suggestions. Apparently, there's a lot of interest in stupidity!


At 12:49 PM, Anonymous senap said...

A truly amazing post!
Three real "stupid ones" that could be added to the list are Swell Maps "Steven does", Sunset Boys "Wreck my bed" and John Dowie "Mew Mave". But anyway, killer post...
(Thanx also for the second Costello post - even if I also had wanted "Mystery Dance" in it)

At 1:21 PM, Blogger Kent said...


I'll put "Mystery Dance" up in my Five fer Friday this week.


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